Favorite Nuts

Me to kids - "Help me look for Brazil nuts. Your dad said he wants a little bag."

Sofie - "We should get almonds or pecans. They're my favorite nuts."

Blue - "My favorite is donut."


Blue - "I want to use my dollar for this new candy."

Me - "I don't think you'll like it. Please consider something else."

(He chose it anyway.)

Me - "Do you like it?"

Blue - "It tastes like wet ice skates someone throw up on and it makes me cough."

(Wiggling my eyebrows at him)

"You is still wrong momma. I will eat it even if I cry."

Stubborn much?